Your information is yours. At one time we used Ezoic and Google Analytics on this site, but no longer. We got tired of selling your information for a quick buck.

We do still use Automattic’s Jetpack for site optimization and basic view counts, and we do store your information if you decided to give it to us in the form of a comment, by contacting us, or signing up for our newsletter (feel free to use an alias if you prefer).

Other than that, we don’t track or log you. Your secret is safe: even if we wanted to call you out on social media for visiting this ridiculous site, we can’t. Enjoy ⚡️